Saturday, July 23, 2011

Uh... One Year Later.

The one year anniversary is usually a milestone where people get together to celebrate a major step in life, be it getting married, having a child (birthday party, no?), or opening a business (Anniversary sale-- 30% off!).

Oh NOES, I ate HoJoKo!

Saturday, I ate french toast... and now... it's HoJoKo.


Mmm... tasty HoJoKo.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

"I'm Goin' Away, Bud."

I'll be away for a few days at a music summer camp, so I've established a new blog for the meantime where (if I can find a phone or an internet connection) I will be posting at. See y'all later!

Bye HoJo!

Monday, July 18, 2011

Ratings, Madam.

 This page has been made redundant. For a current explanation of ratings, click HERE. For explanation of sub-ratings, click HERE.

Here at the ESF, I'm all about freedom of speech. I like to curse somewhat in my posts and say words that would shock a Bible Literalist into a fiery sermon on how I'm going to hell because of my language use.

Fucking Charles Bukowski

As Charles Bukowski showed us in his gritty novel Post Office, being a postal worker can sometimes suck. Your forced to deal with people that you might not WANT to deal with, and sometimes, you do it with a hangover, which makes people-dealing just a little bit harder. And this morning... I left a letter and a Netflix envelope in the post box. I go to get the mail at 3 PM and find it full of the good stuff: bills, letters, and two months worth of Wired magazine.

And what else do I find the post box?

The goddamn letter and Netflix envelope... FUCK!


This entry is rated 16+ due to it's course language.